Slop*Detector

HAND-CRAFTED — slop score 0/100

This one came back clean. The scan turned up zero findings, and the score sits at 0 out of 100, which for a personal site like davehowcroft.com is the result you want to see. There's no gradient hero, no bullet list of emoji-flagged features, no stray em dashes stacking up the way they do on generated landing pages, because there simply aren't any to flag. I'm confident in the hand-crafted call here: when a detector finds nothing to point to, that absence is the evidence, not a gap in the analysis. Credit to whoever built this for keeping it plain and specific enough that it never trips the usual patterns.