Slop*Detector

SUSPICIOUSLY VIBEY — slop score 52/100

A handful of tells surfaced (feature-tile grid, gradient backgrounds / gradient text, em dashes), but not enough density to convict. The score of 32/100 says suspicious habits, not a generated site.

Findings

• Feature-tile grid — Equal-width card grids of 3–4 identical tiles (icon, subheader, blurb) are the signature layout block of generated landing pages.
• Gradient backgrounds / gradient text — Large gradient washes and gradient-clipped headline text (usually blue→purple) are the default decoration of generated UI.
• Vision analysis (placeholder) — No ANTHROPIC_API_KEY configured. With a key, Claude examines the screenshot for AI-generated imagery (garbled text in images, the DALL-E look, unfinished edges), hero/content mismatch, redundant sections, and fake demo personas.
• Em dashes — Em dashes are the single most reliable punctuation tell of LLM copy. Human marketing copy almost never uses them; models reach for them constantly.
• Writing analysis (placeholder) — No ANTHROPIC_API_KEY configured. With a key, Claude reads the full page copy against the inverted anti-AI style guide: rhythm, coherence between sections, specificity, and tells the regex pass can’t judge in context.
• Privacy Policy reads as generated — The Privacy Policy carries multiple AI-writing tells (em dashes, "it’s not x. it’s y." reframe). Generated legal pages are a strong marker of an unreviewed, vibe-coded ship.